the-muffin-stuffa:

*sleeps with fan on*
the cold never bothered me anyway

maninthetanjacket:

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve. There’s a reason it’s called the Bible.

Why do tumblr users only travel in odd numbers?

lacygentlywaftingcurtains:

Because they can’t even

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

wastelandbanditorion:

Glad to see we have our priorities straight 

I already saw that on Tumblr.
literally everything (via beccaliving)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

neatpotatoes:

here is paris hilton with a groundbreaking fact